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Your Humble Ruler, Rajah Cheech Beldone, King of the Gypsies.

Friday, January 13, 2012

...aaaaaand who gets the crow penne with fresh dill????

Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck.Fuck. Fuck.
I fucking HATE it when shit like this happens.

My boss, right?
Whom I think everyone knows I fucking worship, fucking ADORE her.
Like I'm Trashy

To her Randall Flagg

I'm Calibanos

To her Philip

("Boss, you are God!!!" "I'm not God, I'm just another monkey, like you.")

I was going to go on with a Lear/Fool thing

But considering she's a pretty little 32-year-old Taiwanese working mother that I could pretty much pick up in one hand like King fucking Kong

I reckoned we'd stretched this shit too far already.

ANYWAYS, me beloved boss, for whom I would gladly lay down my life...

She just got a new car.


Ah, well, it's a Hybrid, maybe we can set up an Exemption Clause or some fucking thing.



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