1) Does posting on Forumosa make people stupid, or is it that stupid people are inordinately drawn to Forumosa?
2) Is my use of the the word 'inordinately' in the preceding sentence totally awesome or what? Seriously. Dude. Think about it. I kick so much ass it's not even funny. And I'm going to use white wine instead of Guinness. And you spelled 'turmeric' wrong, because you are a huge dumbass. Unlike me.
1. Yes, yes. Does it have to be either / or? There are tapeworms that find forumosa 'slightly dumb', but it's not advisable to get into chicken or egg debates, especially not with intestinal parasites. 2. No. Sir, are you American or German?
American or German? We can solve this problem easy with deductive logic. A:-The Chief calls me German. B:-The Chief is wrong about everything, always. Ergo, I am not German.
Besides, I believe you have read my rantings in Temp in which I boast of my mighty Florida redneck heritage.
Not exactly 'the lizard king', is he? Crack on, batperson. Cowboy boots are excellent. I have wanted a pair since Uma Thurman wore them in 'Kill Bill 2', the scene where she punches out of the coffin. Beatrix Kiddo is my heroine if only because there are too few middle-aged white wimmins who are good with a samurai sword in this world. I am not sure it is acceptable for Brits to wear cowboy boots, though. It is certainly not acceptable for British men to wear cowboy boots, for obvious reasons.
Yeah I got two more questions.
ReplyDelete1) Does posting on Forumosa make people stupid, or is it that stupid people are inordinately drawn to Forumosa?
2) Is my use of the the word 'inordinately' in the preceding sentence totally awesome or what? Seriously. Dude. Think about it. I kick so much ass it's not even funny. And I'm going to use white wine instead of Guinness. And you spelled 'turmeric' wrong, because you are a huge dumbass. Unlike me.
May I answer in loco chiefentis?
ReplyDelete1. Yes, yes. Does it have to be either / or? There are tapeworms that find forumosa 'slightly dumb', but it's not advisable to get into chicken or egg debates, especially not with intestinal parasites.
2. No. Sir, are you American or German?
American or German? We can solve this problem easy with deductive logic. A:-The Chief calls me German. B:-The Chief is wrong about everything, always. Ergo, I am not German.
ReplyDeleteBesides, I believe you have read my rantings in Temp in which I boast of my mighty Florida redneck heritage.
Oooh! A mericun! You are a Temper? I was, but I kind got zzz-ed with it. Now I is not live the Taiwan so not look internet.
ReplyDelete(Does this guy 'The Chief' ever write anything or just post comics and music vids?)
I don't fucking have to.
ReplyDeleteI'm the goddamn Batman.
He tries to write stuff (see above), but he is usually too intimidated by my Chaonosity (and jealous of my cowboy boots).
ReplyDeleteNot exactly 'the lizard king', is he? Crack on, batperson. Cowboy boots are excellent. I have wanted a pair since Uma Thurman wore them in 'Kill Bill 2', the scene where she punches out of the coffin. Beatrix Kiddo is my heroine if only because there are too few middle-aged white wimmins who are good with a samurai sword in this world. I am not sure it is acceptable for Brits to wear cowboy boots, though. It is certainly not acceptable for British men to wear cowboy boots, for obvious reasons.
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