Fucking clown in traffic this morning wearing a big stupid bright red Glory Glory Man U T shirt. Obviously having no idea whatever of what it meant.
Too bad Miss Fuckin Taipei wasn't there, she'd have delivered him with a fucking cuffing he'd not soon have gotten the fuck over.
Raj
Poor bastard doesn't even know how lucky he was. Miss Taipei kicks ass!
ReplyDeleteI wrote an incisive and well-reasoned explique of why furrin football fans are dicks, why middle class football fans are dicks, and why MUFC football fans are all dicks and why following any spectator sports in a post-industrial age is for dicks, but I disappeared it like Pinochet. Oop.
ReplyDeleteLet us safely assume that this gentleman was a dick. The only acceptable teams to support are Udinese, MCFC or Celtic, and only if you live within five miles of the ground. Carrying any other card makes you a dick, a tool, or a Proddy. The smiting of Proddies has gotten a bad reputation since Mary 1st and the IRA, so they would not receiving a cuffing, but I am available for any smiting of dicks or tools that may be required. Just say the word.