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Friday, August 19, 2011

Taking my life in my fuckin hands

Fuck me, I just rode up in the elevator with FedEx Boy


Except, you know, he had shorts on.
And he was a wee Chinese fella.

Anyways, he had like about 700 fuckin packages, and he was laser gunning the fuck out of them.
I was getting kind of edgy there in that confined space, it was like a fuckin Pink Floyd concert gone horribly wrong or some fucking thing.

Good thing I don't got a fuckin pacemaker or a fuckin plate in my head or nothing, I'd have probably gotten the fuckin AIDS or some fucking thing.

Raj



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