Well it's Russian Month again (technically more like 2 or 3 months, but that has no rhythm).
Just like every year around this time.
I don't know why, maybe it's the weather.
Anyways, on your feet, hogs, let's go.
Right, so last year, I was really concentrating more on
Russian
gangsters
and
all.
This year, we seem to be focusing more on The October 17th Revolution, and the events leading up to it.
Now this also allows us to enjoy a slough of good old-style cinematic extravaganzas (I know, I also didn't even know there was a first vaganza, let alone an extra one).
So we ended up screening, basically back to back
and
First off, these are some BIG assed movies, make no mistakes.
Anyways, there's all kinds of wild casting shit and everything, Zhivago is, after all, David Lean, and N&A certainly wants to be.
Russian
gangsters
and
all.
This year, we seem to be focusing more on The October 17th Revolution, and the events leading up to it.
So we ended up screening, basically back to back
I forgot about the wild divergence between the actual performers and their representations on these old drawn posters...It's almost like they made up the artwork before casting |
You can't imagine how fucking HUMUNGOUS this movie was when it came out...with one of the most hideously awful scores ever, the theme of which was played NONSTOP for the next 10 years |
and
First off, these are some BIG assed movies, make no mistakes.
They all have actual Intermissions (something I, for one, wouldn't mind seeing a return to, not like it would ever happen), and at least one of them has a fucking Overture, for crying out loud.
Actually, IIRC, Reds was the last Hollywood release to have an Intermission
Actually, IIRC, Reds was the last Hollywood release to have an Intermission
Anyways, there's all kinds of wild casting shit and everything, Zhivago is, after all, David Lean, and N&A certainly wants to be.
But, thing is, Reds features, as is known, fucking Beatty
as Jack Reed
and is basically the story of Reed's relationship with Louise Bryant
as portrayed by Diane Keaton
(In truth, I've never been much of a fan of either Beatty OR Keaton, I've never been able to fathom how the two of them could become two of the biggest stars in the world doing one single shtick, him where he just blabbers away non stop while running around flapping his arms up and down and her doing her trademark spectacularly unattractive bewildered and neurotic verge-of-tears thing, but, whatever)
(I should say, I do thoroughly enjoy watching Heaven Can Wait, repeatedly
And, Reds is actually a spectacularly good movie.
And I'll admit, when it got to that train platform scene, the one on the poster, I got pretty lumpy-throaty type deal.
Anyways, despite them both presenting these timeless love stories against the backdrop of the Revolution, Reds and Doc Z are, obviously, very very different films.
In the 16 years between them, Hollywood changed a lot.
Anyways, despite them both presenting these timeless love stories against the backdrop of the Revolution, Reds and Doc Z are, obviously, very very different films.
In the 16 years between them, Hollywood changed a lot.
Also, of course, the two directors represented two insanely divergent styles of movie making (although I'm sure Beatty would have been dead chuffed to be even mentioned in the same sentence as Lean).
BUT beyond that, here's where things start to get kind of squirrely.
Now, I'll need you to stick close to me here, it's easy to get lost.
So, OK, Reds stars Diane Keaton, who was Beatty's long time girlfriend, right?
So, OK, Reds stars Diane Keaton, who was Beatty's long time girlfriend, right?
While Doctor Zhivago stars...that's right, (the mind-blowingly beautiful) Julie Christie
Who was also a long-time girlfriend of Beatty's, at least 7 years or so
OK, I'll grant you, the 2 of them together are so fuckin pretty it's a wonder they didn't just explode |
Coincidence?
Maybe, but hold onto your X-ray Specs, things are about to get REAL fucked up.
Now, like many Famous Drunks (present company excepted, and we know who we are), Mr. O'Neill wasn't exactly Father of the Year.
Although this doesn't come up in this movie, his track record as a father left something to be desired.
After at least 3 marriages, he ended up with 3 children.
After at least 3 marriages, he ended up with 3 children.
His eldest son, Eugene Jr.
A classicist at Yale, took up the family trade and became quite a notorious boozer himself, committing suicide at 40.
A classicist at Yale, took up the family trade and became quite a notorious boozer himself, committing suicide at 40.
O'Neill's second child, son Shane O'Neill (you know that thing about the Irish and drink? TOTAL myth, not a shred of truth to it), well he
became a heroin addict and moved into the family home in Bermuda, Spithead, with his new wife, where he supported himself by selling off the furnishings. He was disowned by his father before also committing suicide (by jumping out of a window) a number of years later.Jeez, buddy.
But wait, O'Neill also had a daughter, the lovely (and most funkily named) Oona
Not too shabby lookin either! |
So far so good, right?
Wait for it.
Although she didn't seem to have a drinking problem, Oona and O'Neill had a serious falling out.
So serious, in fact, that he totally disowned her when she was 18.
He strenuously rejected her current choice of a romantic companion.
Although she had already dated both (this already blows my fucking mind)
Orson fucking Welles, AND
J fucking D SALINGER for the love of Pete, O'Neill TOTALLY lost it when she told him she was in love with, and wanted to marry, none other than
Yeah, I ain't making this up.
One would certainly prefer to assume she went out with him when he looked like this |
Orson fucking Welles, AND
J fucking D SALINGER for the love of Pete, O'Neill TOTALLY lost it when she told him she was in love with, and wanted to marry, none other than
Dude was, in all fairness to O'Neill, FIFTY fucking FOUR years old, to Oona's EIGHTEEN.
That's two years older than ME for fuck's sakes.
So, sadly, she and her old man never spoke again.
So, sadly, she and her old man never spoke again.
Oona, sure enough, married Chucks. They went on to have, by all accounts, a close and loving relationship for 34 fucking years.
They had eight children together.
brilliant.
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