You one STANK bitch!

For the love of FUCK.

This nasty old slapper at the next table has this fucking NEWK-ular cheap perfume just fucking rolling off her in fucking waves...

Fuck me, I can feel it collecting on my fucking TEETH for the love of fuck.

I got to keep a smoke going non-stop, just in self defence.

They should give out fucking tickets for this, seriously.

Raj

How does this fucking happen?

OK, I can get that people get old.
Happens to most everyone.

Sometime or another.

Well, almost everyone

BUT.

What I want to know is, and why nobody told me, EXACTLY when in fuck did Jonesy

Turn into

Lance Fucking Henriksen???

Raj

Chicks dig scars 2

Yeah, here:

 

Raj

Chicks dig scars

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Crap, what the fuck does it take?

You know, the old man, after one would run the saw across its own power cable, for like the third time, he'd kind of shake his head in exasperation and say, like

Well g_ddammit, boy.
Even a bloody DOG learns!

No shit, pop.

You all remember this??

Yeah, well, here we go again...

Raj

Presentation is 90%

Have you ever noticed how the right dress

Not that SHE'S ugly, not by a fucking country ass mile...

can make even an ugly chick...well, maybe not beautiful, but certainly interesting??

As The Chink used to say

Women...they all do different things when you squeeze 'em...and I love them all

Heard THAT, boyo.

Raj

Does this key even work?

Turn on the lights man.

No lights, OK, well open a couple of fucking windows for jumping out loud, you can hardly breathe in here.

OK, better.

Yeesh,  we got rats, man, nesting.
Look out for that centipede there.

OK, let's get this place cleaned up and back into working shape.
I'll go get the fuckin mops and shit, you go check the breaker box.

This shouldn't take long.

Raj