It might have been their mission...

...but it was sure as shit the Chief's boat

Holy cow, the second rabidly anticipated theatrical event of the year coming up this weekend.

Sheet mon, the feckin PREQUEL to one of our most favouritest space-fi epics of all time

brought to you by its original creator, look out Nellie!

Not unlike last time, not only is the plain idea of this bugger cooler than shit, as we've been going along following its progress,



it just gets cooler




and cooler.

Holy crap, you got Rids

You got Ids

You got Rones

and her sainted behind

Hell, you got Fasso

starring as David Feckin Bowie

AND Fuckin Pearcy

Just to keep things interesting.

But for me, I got to say, for me, it looks like it's going to be ALL

about the boat.

If you know me at all, you KNOW I'm a sucker

for

a badass

vessel

AND for badass skippers

of

same

THIS bad boy appears poised to qualify quite handily.

On both

fucking

counts.

Yippee.

Prometheus, are you getting this???

Raj

OK, what am I missing?

I was just reading one of them sites where they show all these guys who were executed in the US, and it shows what each of them had for his Last Meal, you've seen them before, I ain't going to link to it.

Anyways, one thing seemed to jump out at me,
(aside from one's overwhelming first impression, which is, like holy FUCK murderers sure do fuckin LOVE fried chicken and gravy

 

but really, who the fuck DOESN'T??)

And that was, that more than a few of these guys, when requesting their last meal on earth, before they head off into the great unknown, a whole bunch of them ask for...

Diet Coke.

 

Excuse me????

What the FUCK is going on there???

Beats the crap out of me, that's for sure.

Raj

Return of the bwai

OK, well it looks like yesterday marked the return to the island of our favourite Rudie.
That's right, The Taff Gong is back.

He's in there some fucking where

For now, anyways.

Swear that fuckin guy has taken more airplane rides in the last year than I have in the last ten.

We can take consolation in the fact that his last two trips were to, like

and

at fucking least.

Raj

More to miss

Well hell.
Talk about a guy who got the shit kicked out of him by life, physically and emotionally, and came out of it achieving a level of expertise and pure excellence that makes you want to go live in a fuckin cave, AND doing it always with a smile on his face and a harsh word for no man.

So long Doc.
Wait's over for Merle, anyways.

Barely a month ago:

Raj

It was like being in a fucking Elvis movie

When I was like 17 or 18 or some fucking thing

I went out with one of a pair of clinically psychotic Ukrainian identical twins.

I was constantly freaked out that her sister would pull a fast one on me some time when I was drunk and I’d end up banging her.

Raj


PS  and good luck doing an Image search for "twin sisters" without getting fired, arrested, or thrown out of the fucking house.

Personality Plus

Crap, there's a huge crowd standing outside the doors of our other building there, smoking their fuckin brains out.
About 40 of the buggers, exactly half all wearing identical black suits, the chicks' suits having skirts, and the other half wearing identical jeans and white polo shirts.

Jeez, I sure am glad

we beat the fuckin Commies.

Whew.

Raj

Assemble THIS

Yeah, well, yesterday was finally the day.

Me and the Ranette hit the first show of the day, I'd reserved the seats 3 days before or we never would have got in.
She's been waiting for this for like two years.
I've been waiting for it, well, depending on how you look at it...

My whole life.

So how was it?

Honestly?

Too much to digest in one sitting, I really feel like I need to see it again before I’ll really know how I feel.

Right now, I’m certainly ready to say it’s the best comic book movie ever made.
That, though, even after the events of the last 5 or 6 years, ain't exactly that tough to achieve.

I have a feeling that it might be way better than just that, to tell you the truth, as it actually should be.

But I'm not really sure I saw everything I need to to fully express an opinion.

I CAN tell you a couple things.

Like without question, not even a sniff of one,

BEST

Fucking

Banner/Hulk

Fucking

EVER.

Also, post-production 3D is fucking ASS on toast, especially when it's the only way you can see the movie on a decent size screen, AND when the house technicians are too lame to configure the display properly.
The fuckin weenies where we saw it had the feckin contrast or something all out of whack so most of the time, everyone looked like

Which was pretty fucking annoying.

Raj