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Your Humble Ruler, Rajah Cheech Beldone, King of the Gypsies.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Get me to the Catskills, NOW!!

I was talking to someone a while ago, and somehow or another the idea came up that, under certain circumstances, The Ranee might withhold marital privileges from your vindictive yet empathetic Ruler.

I replied by reminding them that I had, in fact, been married for about 17 years, and that, were such a restriction levied upon me, it might take me 3 or 4 years to even notice.

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