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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Give it a name

As I'm sure most of you know, we do maintain a strict Tribal policy on not commenting on fucked up English as it appears in daily life here.
Mostly because it's a grindingly banal FNG pursuit that stopped being amusing after about the 300th time.

Even so, there are a couple of favourites that bear passing mention, simply due to their potential for extrapolation.

I give you the perennial crowd pleaser, especially around this time of year,
Candy Oiler.

Not just because it's nonsense fucko English, but because it's about the best porn actress name ever.
(actually it also shows an extraordinarily FUCKED backtrack through some of the worst, most idiotic translation you'll ever find).

Anyways, it put me in mind of that game we used to play, I can distinctly recall playing it with some of you whilst drinking, the old What's Your Porn Star Name game.

If you remember, the trick is to take your first pet's name, and your mother's (or mother's mother's, if necessary) maiden name, and that's your porn star name.

Too bad the TanMan don't come around here, his was awesome. Something like Foxy Goldstein.
Anyways, post yours in the Comments, let's see what you all are packing.

Koko Zimmerman

1 comment:

  1. Velvet Hay. No word of a lie.

    And no, it's not my password reminder.


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