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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Badasser (veći frajeri) than you...




They're called Bojna za specijalna djelovanja, or BSD.
The Croatian Special Operations Battalion.


They call them the Cobras.
Not only do they carry the VHS, a real nasty-looking bullpup assault rifle made in Croatia, for jumping out loud


They're trained in all kinds of S&R and humanitarian skills in addition to kicking ass without even asking for names, let alone taking them.


(Does anyone know how to say "Remove caption from thumbnail" in Croatian??)
On top of ALL that



They actually sing The fuckin Ballad Of The Green Beret when they finish training, only they sing it like:
"These are men, America's Croatia's best"

and then, for the big tear-jerker ending

"Back at home a young wife waits
Her Green Beret has met his fate
He has died for those oppressed
Leaving her this last request
(Ba dum dum dum)
Put silver wings on my son's chest
Make him one of America's Croatia's best
He'll be a man they'll test one day
Have him win the Green Beret"
That,


my babies,


is badass.


Here's the original, if anyone (wink wink) can find a version sung by the Croatian Ass-Kickers, let me know.




Raj

1 comment:

  1. Well that's cool and all, but how well do they play chess?

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