OK, so if you were to meet your acrimonious yet compassionate Ruler on the street as he presented 23-odd years ago (see above), you would most likely assume that he was
A. An extra from Justified
B. A Manson Family member out on parole
C. A professional Cautionary Tale employed by High School Guidance Counselors around the world
D. A guy like Tom Hanks in Cast Away except he landed on an island with chili dog trees
Believe it or not, I used to get sex.
Loads of it.
The good kind, too.
Raj
Raj
E. Keifer Sutherland's stand in in 'The Lost Boys'
ReplyDeleteF. for Fucking hot!
ReplyDeleteThere's a G in there, too, but I was warned years ago never to mention it. So I won't.
Gay?
ReplyDeleteH. A former professional hockey player who suffered a career-ending knee injury and is just beginning the inevitable descent into substance-abuse and casual violence. Ten years after this picture was taken he was arrested for holding up a Zippy Mart in Weyburn, Saskatchewan, with an imitation firearm.
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