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Monday, August 8, 2011

Love Hurts

So a few years ago I had to stop wearing my wedding ring, because the heat and humidity were giving me problems with a rash under it.
So I started wearing it around my neck on a chain.
It's platinum, I think, and fairly heavy.
So 2 or 3 times a week when I come home and change my clothes, it'll be on the outside of my undershirt.
So when I go to pull my undershirt over my head, the ring will whip up and bean me one right in the center of my forehead.

Hurts like a motherfucker.

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