Son of tell me THIS ain't fuckin freaky

And there's this one malicious old fuckin cow in the neighborhood, too.
When I used to have a different (as in fucking stupefyingly bloodcurdlingly horrific) job and I took public transportation every day, I used see this old bat most mornings.

As is pretty common here, she was charged with exscorting the grandkids hither and fucking yon, and as is ALSO pretty common here, she was still doing it when they were way old enough to be out on their fucking own.

(No shit, man, I see these fuckin 14, 15, and 16-year-old boys all the fucking time, sitting on the back of a scooter or bicycle being driven by their Ma or Grandma, who is usually about half their size, escorted around like they're Stevie fucking Wonder or something.
Man, when I was fourteen, the ONLY fucking way you'd see me in public with me Ma is if she was making my fucking bail down at the Remand Centre or something.)

Anyways, this evil old bitch used to be at the fuckin bus stop every fucking morning, with her two fucking grandkids, a girl maybe 15 and a boy a couple of years younger.

The girl seemed OK, pretty fucking indolent and semiconscious, like lots of girls get at that age, always with a fuckin plastic bag containing some random conglomeration of starch and salt and oil passing for breakfast shoved up against her face, removed only so she could ruminate in slow motion, like a fucking Holstein on Quaaludes, her mouth wide open the whole time so the whole world could supervise her masticatory precision, whether they fucking wanted to or not.

Yeah, that's right, I said she seemed OK.

Because her little brother, who the vicious old harridan would really escort, was like a fucking train wreck, kind of a borderline Forrest Fucking Gump, except he probably got good grades. Total shuffling mouth-breather, his gaze perpetually fixed on the ground about 4 inches ahead of his feet.
And several times I saw this deleterious ancient harpy just fuckin WHACK the miserable little fucker with her umbrella, for not fucking shambling along at quite a brisk enough velocity for her fucking liking.

Not entirely unlike one of these deals:

Anyways, the whole point of this, and where the really freaky part comes in, is that this nasty old witch, this malignant fucking crone, is like an EXACT Chinese version of ME OWN granny (the Jeezis one not the drunken one), the one who fucking abused and terrorized me fucking baldheaded all the time I was growing up.

I can't really get into it without pics, but believe me, she is the spitting fucking image.

And now I see her walking every morning when I DRIVE to work at a completely different time.

Like she's fuckin haunting me from beyond the fucking grave.

Get lost, you fucking malevolent old slapper, Halloween's fucking over.

Raj
ETA: I was going to try and insert another image, but guess what kind of results image searches for Nasty Grandma generate? Go on, guess.
CB