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Thursday, March 15, 2012

Stupid shit that people say 2

You get this crap all the time when you have a daughter.

Boy, I can just see you when she starts dating, sitting on the front porch with a shotgun, giving all those boys a rough time.

Let's take a look at the subtext here for just a second.
If I'm hearing this right, and I like to think I am, you're saying my daughter will lack the character and/or judgment to choose wisely, AND will be unable to take care of herself.
My daughter, inheritor of a long long line of ballbusting women, has been making boys cry since she was 5, and shows no signs of stopping.
I got 2 things to say to any fella who's setting sights on her.
1. You have excellent taste
B. You poor sonofabitch, I got nothing but pity for you, it probably ain't to late to get on the ghey there.


1 comment:

  1. Fathers (and mothers) serve their children better by teaching them how to stand up for themselves, then by protecting them constantly. Sorry about the serious tone here, but it's a subject I feel strongly about.


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