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Thursday, March 15, 2012

Stupid shit that people say

Shit like this drives me nuts.

Women prefer a guy with a sense of humour

Uh, yeah.
That's why guys who look like this

and this

and this

get all the chicks (pretend they aren't/weren't famous).
And guys who look like this

and this

spend all their time in the basement playing Halo.

What they really mean is that if a girl has a choice between a guy who looks like this

and is stupider than a bag of wet mice, and a guy who looks like this

and can quote Office Space and likes Hitler Parody videos, they'll likely choose the latter.


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1 comment:

  1. You speak the truth.
    And this reminds me of that song "Just the way you are" by Bruno Mars. Listen to the lyrics first and then see the video. Duh!


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