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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Yeah, it's them little fuckers you got to watch out for...



Oh yeah, I know what you're thinkin.
You're looking at that and you're all like, "Oh, he's so adorable" and "What a sweetheart" and all that fucking bushwah.

That's what the girls think.
BUT, them that knows, they look at that and a chill runs down they spine, they know them cute little bastards are the most dangerous.
You chicks look and all you see is a wee fella you'd love to pick up and cuddle baldheaded.
Me, I look and I see one of them squirrely psycho feckers, the ankle biters, the ones who'll bite off your ear and apply the business end of a fuckin pint glass to your fiz, the ones who'll blindside you with the fucking menu chalkboard when you aren't looking, and then when you try and deck the little SOB your fucking date starts fucking ranking you for picking on the little guy.

Leprechauns, my fat Hebrew ass.

Raj



2 comments:

  1. Kreepy kid... do we know him?

    Is he like out in the world, with access to knives and people and shit?

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  2. The answer to your question can be found in the above word "Leprechauns".

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Hey, thanks for the fuckin feedback.
Readers' opinions and feelings are fucking important to me.
No, I'm fucking serious.
Really.